F.U. Drop-Crotch Pants

So... I'll be out with it.... you really do look stupid in those drop crotch pants... you don't look hip... you just don't.... I know what you see on the Fashion gossip shows, read in the tabloids and what your douchebag friends tell you... but you don't... every time I see someone in drop crotch pants, I question whether potential jail time is worth a good punch in the face...


I'm sorry... but you just look dirty and poor.. Fashion is one thing... but you should really ask yourself one thing when leaving the house... will I be embarrassed to show my kids these pics? well? ... Wrong answer! you shouldn't be having kids! We need you out of the gene pool now!

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you,...

So, I was busy this weekend.... busy building up the hate!! NO BODY IS FOOLED! You didn't pull one over on us, we're kinda on to you! That stupid "V" in the middle of your word, it's still a V and you're a douchebag!

Bvgari... I'm speaking to you here... no one thinks you're more classy because you put a stupid V in the beginning of your name! YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND SINCE THE MIDDLE AGES, DON'T PRETEND YOU HAVE! That's like me starting up a crappy jewelry shop and painting a Greek façade on the outside... It's still started a crappy jewelery shop in a crappy building in a crappy strip mall... it doesn't matter if I end up building a Greek temple on 5th ave...



Which brings me on to my next point... NOTHING IN THIS COUNTRY IS OVER 1000 YEARS OLD... WHY DO OUR CITIES CONTAIN CLASSIC GREEK AND ROMAN BUILDINGS?!?! They also used a non-decimal baised number system... maybe emulating them isn't the best way to build a society.... and shouldn't we be looking toward the future to build our society.... and not toward the past? I'm just sayin'.....

Today's Annoyance: Girls

OK... here is something that has annoyed me for a while now: Girls. You know what... if you're falling out of your dress, you don't get the option for me not to stare at you. There I said it...

you know what, if you're wearing something cute, or hip, or in fashion... you're wearing something for someone else to notice. End of story. If you truly didn't care what people thought, you'd wear sweats and trainers to work everyday. With that in mind, you know what you're short skirt is telling me? that you want everyone to notice you, well congratulations... you've gotten your wish. Just don't fucking complain when people stare at you or pull your skirt so that you don't show the world everything... you look stupid... and yes, you're not being sly, everyone knows that you're not 100% happy with you're clothing choice... deal with it... you made you're bed... now sleep in it!

I Want To Start a Campaign to Punch People in the NUTS!!

This guy's first! I hate spam. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I don't hate the "penis enlargement" msg, I don't hate the "cute sexy 'co-ed'" that is just waiting around in her panties to chat with me, I don't even mind that douche on the side of my facebook page who made $1 skitilionzilion and drives around in an enzo, just by posting on ebay.

No! It's the people that go out of their way to make things look legit and take up my brain power with their fake ads that REALLY bother me! Seriously, I really hate when someone sends me something and they change their name to be "careerbuilder.com" and their address is something like WSXUJIWANTTOSCREWYOUOUTOF$$$@hotmail.com... seriously, hotmail?! who still uses hotmail?! what is this, 1995? are you still using AOL as well! I think I should block people with hotmail address, just because (but I digress..)

Stop! I've had enough! I'm putting up ad blockers, pop-up blockers, spam blockers, people blockers, fat blockers, and any other kind of blocker I can find!

Yesterday was a slow day, I had fun... for the most part... duh du duh!!!

People often tell me I talk to much... I think they just don't talk to enough people to realize how F#$%ing inoffensive I am when you truly consider the true talkers out there... So yeah you have to sit through my meandering stories, get over it! you're my friend, and most people like the flourishes and embellishes I add, so get over it, you're the one who's wrong!

Seriously?! Some people don't shut the f#$k up! And if you're reading this: when I go from being involved in the conversation to answering you in merely nods and yes' or nos, and/or I start doing something else, I've checked out and don't care about what you're saying. You need to stop. No one likes you... (too mean??) but seriously, stop, do I need a wrap it up sign?!

Shut The F%@* Up!

Dear Fellow Movie / Concert Patron,

I paid for a ticket just like you. I also would like to enjoy the movie. Please do us both a favor, keep your hands and your thoughts to yourself. Yes, I know that the Sex and the City movie is suspenseful, but you don't need to kick the back of my chair. I understand that you don't get the whole space thing, but do some research on star trek before you plop down $13 to go see it. I know Steely Dan hasn't played your favorite song yet, be patient, they will... plus, neither captain Kirk nor the band can hear you, in fact, I'm about as far as your voice goes, and next time you talk, I will punch you in the face!

All the Best!
~joseph sky

Here is a map, read it, learn it, Love it!

Seriously?! KNOW WHAT'S AROUND YOU!! I consider myself a fairly knowledgeable guy. I pretty much have a fairly good idea where everything is south of 34th st. If you've worked as a doorman at 1 Penn Plaza, know where the famous footwear is in your building, or if you're a deli owner in the village for 30 years... know where Bethune is. I do, I've been here for a year! Like how hard are directions? Seriously?!

....off to a good start!!!

I HATE THE WORD BLOG!!! Not blogs themselves, but the word, BLOG! Seriously, who the F#$@ decided that weblog should be shortened to 'blog why not weblo.... ok so maybe not weblo... what about w'og??? I just don't get it.