Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Shut The F%@* Up!

Dear Fellow Movie / Concert Patron,

I paid for a ticket just like you. I also would like to enjoy the movie. Please do us both a favor, keep your hands and your thoughts to yourself. Yes, I know that the Sex and the City movie is suspenseful, but you don't need to kick the back of my chair. I understand that you don't get the whole space thing, but do some research on star trek before you plop down $13 to go see it. I know Steely Dan hasn't played your favorite song yet, be patient, they will... plus, neither captain Kirk nor the band can hear you, in fact, I'm about as far as your voice goes, and next time you talk, I will punch you in the face!

All the Best!
~joseph sky

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